What does it mean if a relative is “First Removed”?
When the word “removed” is used to describe a relationship, it indicates that the two people are from different generations. You and your first cousins are in the same generation (two generations younger than your grandparents), so the word “removed” is not used to describe your relationship.
The words “once removed” mean that there is a difference of one generation. For example, your mother’s first cousin is your first cousin, once removed. This is because your mother’s first cousin is one generation younger than your grandparents and you are two generations younger than your grandparents. This one-generation difference equals “once removed.”
Twice removed means that there is a two-generation difference. You are two generations younger than a first cousin of your grandmother, so you and your grandmother’s first cousin are first cousins, twice removed.
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How come the ketchup bottle makes a farting noise when we squeeze it?
How is it “OK” for cops to speed to catch up to someone who is also speeding?
Because the laws allow them to do so. Also, most police have to go through licensing procedures for circumstances which require dangerous driving in emergency situations.
The logical here is that those speeding are harmful to the general public, so the police has the authority to stop them from harming anyone.
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It has a little lettuce bow.
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