Chelsea Morgan

20, Canadian, Hilarious
I am super biased, but my dog is totally the cutest! 😉😁🐶 #airdrie360 @airdrie360 I will try to get an action shot of him this week as well! 💕 #dog #dogstagram #puppy #dogsofinstagram #cutie

I am super biased, but my dog is totally the cutest! 😉😁🐶 #airdrie360 @airdrie360 I will try to get an action shot of him this week as well! 💕 #dog #dogstagram #puppy #dogsofinstagram #cutie

Mouse gets so confused! 😹😹😹 #cat #turtle #catandturtle #funny #animals

Mouse gets so confused! 😹😹😹 #cat #turtle #catandturtle #funny #animals

#DayFiftyOne of #100happydays Squirtle the Turtle tries to escape! #turtle #squirtle #animalswithpokemonnames #cute #animal #turtlesofinstagram

#DayFiftyOne of #100happydays Squirtle the Turtle tries to escape! #turtle #squirtle #animalswithpokemonnames #cute #animal #turtlesofinstagram

What does it mean if a relative is “First Removed”?

When the word “removed” is used to describe a relationship, it indicates that the two people are from different generations. You and your first cousins are in the same generation (two generations younger than your grandparents), so the word “removed” is not used to describe your relationship.

The words “once removed” mean that there is a difference of one generation. For example, your mother’s first cousin is your first cousin, once removed. This is because your mother’s first cousin is one generation younger than your grandparents and you are two generations younger than your grandparents. This one-generation difference equals “once removed.”

Twice removed means that there is a two-generation difference. You are two generations younger than a first cousin of your grandmother, so you and your grandmother’s first cousin are first cousins, twice removed.

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How come the ketchup bottle makes a farting noise when we squeeze it?

Same reason your butthole makes a fart sound. Air exits the bottle through the air tight seals, the pressure causes the seal to open and the air exits quickly, the seal vibrates as this happens.

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How is it “OK” for cops to speed to catch up to someone who is also speeding?

Because the laws allow them to do so. Also, most police have to go through licensing procedures for circumstances which require dangerous driving in emergency situations.

The logical here is that those speeding are harmful to the general public, so the police has the authority to stop them from harming anyone. 

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peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

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